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How sex starts

Tue Oct 30, 2007, 7:03 AM
a smile leads to a laugh

a laugh leads to a high 5

a high 5 leads to a hug

a hug leads to a kiss

a kiss leads to a makeout

a makeout leads to a feel up

a feel up leads to a finger

a finger leads to a hand

a hand leads to a lick

a lick leads to a suck

a suck leads to a fuck.

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and pray you dont multiply

post this right after u read it.

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.

If you post this in 15 minutes, your safe.

Something good will happen tonight at 11:11

repost this as How Sex Starts

HAVE FUN

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  • Current Residence: a house
  • Interests: tae-kwon-do, hai-dong, swimming(not in skool), hanging wit friends,mall
  • Favourite movie: Halloween
  • Favourite band or musician: bow wow
  • Favourite genre of music: hip hop
  • Favourite artist: bow wow
  • Favourite poet or writer: j.k. rowling
  • Favourite game: grand theft auto:San Andres
  • Favourite gaming platform: xbox
  • Favourite cartoon character: tweety
  • Personal Quote: "Always keep your head up no matter what people think about you"

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:iconchibiryu92:
HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!! :hungry:

...man that's a downer... i could've sworn that there was a turkey emoticon... :paranoid:

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:iconchibiryu92:
:wave: Welcome to :devart:!!!

thanks for the :+devwatch: as well! :)

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DA FRAUS haben heute Nachmittag KAFFEE mit Toasterface und Herr Ceccarelli gekauft!
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May I smell the porcupine... Miles Edgeworth?!
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:iconotakubox25:
uh... v... that's jocylyn... -.-"

btw, HI!!! :dance:

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:iconchibiryu92:
well i thought about it and i sorta figured -.-'... but i didnt wanna make another stupid identity mistake ^^; (c my homepage comments)

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DA FRAUS haben heute Nachmittag KAFFEE mit Toasterface und Herr Ceccarelli gekauft!
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May I smell the porcupine... Miles Edgeworth?!
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:iconotakubox25:
thats okay. i do it all the time... one time someone sent me a note saying "hi" and i kinda talked to them like they were about as good of an artist as me, but when i looked at their gallery, it was all like: "HOLY CRAP THIS PERSON'S SO AWESOME!!" i felt like a retard.

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:iconchibiryu92:
uh...lets just say mine was a bit more embarrassing...

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DA FRAUS haben heute Nachmittag KAFFEE mit Toasterface und Herr Ceccarelli gekauft!
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:iconbow1wows1lover13:
hey hehehe i found a Llama under the mood thingy..Yay i like llamas lol
:iconchibiryu92:
:llama: LLAMALLAMALLAMA!!! hey jocylyn! :D

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DA FRAUS haben heute Nachmittag KAFFEE mit Toasterface und Herr Ceccarelli gekauft!
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May I smell the porcupine... Miles Edgeworth?!
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:iconbow1wows1lover13:
omgosh i LUV llamas. there freakin awsome
hey v.

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